February 14th: The fateful day when you can either put clothes on and proceed to spend your entire net worth on a dinner for two or you can sit in the comfort of your own home while eating delivery and chatting up your matches.
Oh, you want to do the second thing? G
ood, because it just so happens that we’ve cooked up some Valentine’s Day-specific pick up lines to fulfill all of your Tinder message dreams.
These pick up lines are simply “THE BEST.”
Since it's a day of love, you can get away with even naughtier pickup lines. You can use these valentines pick up lines on all dating apps to start the conversation. Also, feel free to copy-paste the exact pick up lines. 😍
Best Valentines Day Pick-up Lines
1. Hey girl wanna be my ate this valentines day? You'll get the D later.
2. You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.
3. Tonight's menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
4. You're like Valentine's candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
6. Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.
7. Hey, cutie/hottie! would you like to be my Valentine?
8. Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
9. The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
10. Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?
11. I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life.
12. My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?
13. My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.
14. You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.
15. I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away
16. Do you believe in love at first swipe?
17. Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
18. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be?
19. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst?
20. Russell Stover and come over?
(some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day)
22. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu?
23. Right from the start, you stole my heart.
24. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.)
25. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me.”
26. Read in life alert lady voice Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up.
27. If you were a candy heart, what would you say?
28. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you?
29. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners.
30. Hey, kinda awkward, but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail?
31. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
32. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
33. You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.
34. Are your parents' bakers? ‘Cause, they sure made you a cutie pie!
35. You're even prettier in person than you are through binoculars.
36. The word of the day is “legs.” Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
37. I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
38. Are you going to kiss me this Valentine’s Day, or do I have to lie to the group chat?
39. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.
40. Do You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime… maybe this Valentine’s Day?
41. You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
42. I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
43. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make fabric softener and snuggle.
44. Did you put Snickers in your valentine's? Because you satisfy me.
45. This valentine, do you wanna go; to judge couples based on their body language with me?
46. Going on a date with me is way better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
47. Hi, I’m doing a survey … What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free on Valentine's day?
48. Two gorgeous like us have no business being alone on valentines day.
49. I want to give you my time and affection.
50. Will you be my first valentines kiss?