200+ Dirty Pick-up Lines For Men & Women (NSFW)

Some girls enjoy cheesy pickup lines, others love it when you’re a bit more romantic.

And some LOVE dirty pickup lines. 

The thing with R-rated pick-up lines, however, is that there’s a fine line between being so dirty that you come across as creepy … and just dirty enough so as to grab the girls attention. 

Indeed, with the right dirty pick-up line, you can kickstart an instant sexual spark between the two of you. Dirty pick-up lines can turn a girl on and cause her to want to get to know you more there and then. 

A good dirty pick-up line should be funny, flirtatious – and just the right kind of naughty. It’s got to be irreverent and a little bit inappropriate, but it should never cross the line. 

In this article, we’re going to show you examples of the best dirty pickup lines that we have picked from the Internet.

You can use these lines exactly as they are, or you can just use them as inspiration to come up with your own. 

Dirty Pickup Lines:

1. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

2. I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

3. So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?

4. Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

5. That dress is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming to.

6. Are you am angel? Because I got a boner… Ohh crap messed that up!

7. I wish you were my little toe, cause I want to bang you on every piece of furniture I own. 

8. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

9. Hey, you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?

10. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

11. Let's pretend I'm the titanic and you're the ocean, I'll go down on you.

12. My d**ck is so polite, it stands up so you can sit down.

13. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to fuck me, right?

14. Fuck me if I’m wrong but…dinosaurs still exist right?

15. The word of the day is ‘Legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

16. Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before but I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end.

17. I like my woman, how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free.

18. Damn girl your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

19. Roses are red, quarantine life is shitty. The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of your titty.

20. Damn girl are you a toaster? Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.

21. Hey, girl are you a mechanical pencil? Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you.

22. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance? Cause that ass is calling me.

23. Are your thighs made out of rope? Cause I want to put them around my neck.

24. Did you sit on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

25. Hey, do you like communism? Cause we could share a bed.

26. Roses are red, Pickles are green….. I love your legs……. And what's in between.

27. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have five fingers But tonight you'll get two.

28. What's similar between you and an Onion? Stripping causes fluids to flow.

29. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill..but, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

30. I've never used a cum sock before…I was hoping you could be my first.

31. I like my girls like my charging ports. Next to my bed and always turned on.

32. If I told you you had a hot body…Would you hold it against me?

33. Are you a Chinese factory? Cause I wanna put some kids in you!

34. I was going to call you beautiful, but beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

35. Are you a Rubik’s cube? Because even though I might not know what I’m doing, I’m going to spend all of my time on you.

36. Are you f(x)=x^(-1)? Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

37. Your legs are like an Oreo, because I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

38. There are 14 billion legs in the world., but I only want to be in between yours!

39. Girl are you a grill? Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

40. Call me a bra because I'm here to support u and touch your tits.

41. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme? Cause I don't wanna share you with anyone.

42. Are you related to Yoda? Cause Yodalicius.

43. Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues? Can I taste yours for a change?

44. I like my women how I like my tesla. Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

45. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today? Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

46. I like my women like COVID: 19, breathtaking and easy to spread.

47. I think I’m allergic to you. Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

48. Are you communist? Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

49. Roses are red, violets are blue, Can I fuck you?

50. Roses are red..
Your tits are on fire..
Take your shirt off..
And let me admire..

51. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

52. Do you like Minecraft? Because I want to make your bedrock.

53. My mom raised a gentleman, but you lady, you raise my penis.

54. I like my coffee like I like my women, black and wet.

55. Girl, My dream is to be an astronaut so that i could fly my rocket to Uranus.

56. Hey girl are you a redstone torch, Cause you make my piston extend.

57. Here is my inhaler, Cause you got dat ass ma.

58. I’m Nike & you’re my McDonalds cause I’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it.

59. Hey Girl are you a confederate statue? cause Im trying to see you go down.

60. Are you my pinky toe? cuz i’d bang you on the table at least 7 times a day.

61. Roses are red, Corona's the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

62. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

63. Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy? Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

64. Roses are red, you are a cutie. You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty.

65. I’m jealous of your heart…Because It’s pumping inside of you and I’m not.

66. Hey girl, are you an American school? Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

67. Are you a Molotov? Cause you’re hot enough to smash.

68. Im like a microwave meal cause the pictures look better than the real thing and Im finished in 2 minutes.

69. Call me Spongebob because I want to visit your bikini bottom 😉

70. Are you a microwave? Because I want to put a baby in you.

71. Are you a roll of film? Cause I want to take you to a dark room and see what develops..

72. Damn girl, are you good at video games? cause you just switched me to hard mode.

73. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts? They forgot to list you in their hottest singles.

74. Damn girl your so cute that I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe.

75. Here, let me clear a place for you to sit down (wipes face).

76. Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole.

77. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit u between the holidays?

78. Sometimes people call me Colgate cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.

79. Are you a mom character designed by Pixar cause DAMN you gotta THICC ASS.

80. Are you a chicken farmer? because you sure know how to raise a cock.

81. Hey girl, are you a pirate? Cause I want you to jack my sparrow.

82. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring…Worship you quietly and finger you all day.

83. Damn girl, are you area 51? Because I'd die to get inside you.

84. If I flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

85. Are you the capitol? Because I wanna bust inside you.

86. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by…Poetry's hard but so am I.

87. Hey are you 9/11? Cuz I wanna crash my plane between your twin towers.

88. You can call me Alice because I want to explore your wonderland.

89. Hey girl, are you a cop car? because I want to smash you until you can't move.

90. Roses are red, whales are grey…
Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

91. Hey girl, you are like earth. Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

92. Roses are red, so will be your anus.

93. Hey girl are you an airport cause I'd like land between your thighway.

94. Have you seen Avatar? Because baby I’m a booty bender, I can make those cheeks clap.

95. Are you from Mississippi because I want you to be the only miss on my PP.

96. Are you a bottle of ketchup? because i’d like to flip you over, hit it from the back, and make you squirt.

97. Are you Dumbledore? Because you look like a headmaster.

98. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate…
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

99. I may not be hulk but Im trying to smash.

100. Girl, are you a computer? because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

101. Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later 

102. Hey girl, are you a cigarette? because I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

103. Hey girl are you history? because I'd love to go down on you.

104. If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.

105. You're like a prize fish; I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

Dirty Pickup Lines For Girls:

106. My pussy is like the weather, when it gets wet you gotta cum inside!

107. I’m like a jolly rancher. Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

108. Nice pants 😍 can I test the zipper?

109. Do you want it in my place or your place?

110. Do you feel like taking someone down tonight? Come on; I am all yours.

111. Your pants are swelling. Can I check out what's cooking there?

112. Roses are red Violets are blue… come on over my beds got room for 2.

113. All I want for me is just you.

114. I hope you like dick as much as I do!

115. Hey, let's fuck.

116. I want to share your bed tonight because mine is broken.

117. I would have worn my bikini if I knew tonight could get me so wet.

118. Sing the ABC alphabet, and I'll take on from the fourth letter, D.

119. I took riding lessons when I was younger. Would you like to come to my room later so that I can show you?

120. Do you know what color my bra/panties are? Trick question. I'm not wearing any.

121. You look like a real hard worker. Perhaps you could let some of your work ethic rub off on me later.

123. I love your jeans, but they'd look a lot better on my floor.

124. Your dick is so full. It feels amazing.

125. When you pull my hair, it makes me want to come.

 126. Slow and easy, or fast and crazy. I’ll fuck you however you like.

127. You make me so wet it doesn’t feel real.

128. I can’t stop thinking about what you did with your dick the last time we were together. It’s magic.

 129. I have no powers of concentration right now. All I can think of us sitting on top of your hard cock.

130. Baby, you're going to enjoy my pussy juices 🥤 so much.

131. I'm naked; waiting for you to come and get naked with me too.

132. I love it when your tongue goes down there.

133. Please, bite my neck when you're inside me..It takes me to a different dimension.

134. You can cum all over my face.

135. You turn me into a dirty slut.

136. Baby, this fat pussy is exclusively just for you.

137. Punish me with your whips, I am all yours.

138. I love it when you lean on me with your big body; fuck me harder.

139. I miss licking your dick.

140. Your juicy lips always distract me. I wanna give you a hot smooch.

141. You look like you're packing a big one down there.

145. I feel aroused whenever you sweat.

146. I have met a number of handsome and hot guys, but you make me feel weak on my knees on the bed.

147. You feel so good in me, I wanna scream.

 148. I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight.

149. I want you to f#ck both my holes.

150. I want you to cum on my face.

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151. Today, I'm feeling exceptionally good so you can expect a few more inches tonight.

152. I don't like babies but would love to try baby making technique with you.

153. That dress you wore today looked so good you but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

154. Are you French? Can you give me a lesson on how to french kiss?

155. Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention.

156. Are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you. 

157. Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under.

158. I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to watch you go down.

159. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

160. I fall madly in bed with you.

161. One night is not enough, I need to be with you every night.

162. A few more inches and you'll have the best time of your life.

163. I want to taste you.

164. Being in bed with you is in my to do list.

165. Just so you know, I know all good kama sutra positions.

166. I'm having trouble sleeping tonight, can you join me?

167. I hope you've got pet insurance because I'm gonna murder that pussy. 

168. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on. 

169. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

170. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

171. Do you live on a chicken farm? cause you sure know how to raise cocks.

172. Nice shirt but lemme take it off for you.

173. Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again? 

175. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.

176. You want to know why menu is my favorite word? ‘Cause it involves me n u.

177.  I don't know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth

178. Do you workout because you've got a pretty sweet ass.

179. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.

180. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

181. I want to be in same bed as you.

182. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

183. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. 

184. Nice legs but they would look even nicer with my cock in it.

185. Just checked my battery life, it's at 69%. 

186. Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention.

187. Want to save water by showering together?

188. I wanna do it with you all night long.

190. You make my whole week, now let's make your hole weak

191. I can't stop staring at your ass.

192. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.

193.  I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

194. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. 

195. Do you wanna strip on my lap?

196. “Are you from China? ‘Cause I'm China suck your ____.

197. My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear. 

198. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

199. You look extremely sexy when naked.

200. I'm a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with u.

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